He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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