I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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