Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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