By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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