The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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