C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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