you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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