is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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