so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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