Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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