R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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