so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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