you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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