Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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