plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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