Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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