only if we run a train.
done.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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