Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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