Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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