Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
