I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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