? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
it's like iHOP with fire
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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