i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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