So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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