erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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