i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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