you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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