Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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