it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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