just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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