I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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