Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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