Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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