...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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