So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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