I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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