just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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