I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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