I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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