i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
