This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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