Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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