problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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