is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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