Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
