Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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