Your face is a jimmy john
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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