So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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