the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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