What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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