Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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