it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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