What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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